Aries Anger Management

Something that gets me more angry, furious, enraged, evil, explosive, impatient, irritated and come up with an unbelievable amount of profanity while giving me the opportunity to offer them the sweetest gestures when participating in this lovely experience.  It is probably one of the most stressful parts of my day and is something I have no control over.  Can you guess what it is?  TRAFFIC and dealing with all of those idiots on the road who are not driving 90+ in a 40 mph zone.  Those that cut me off and then slow down.  How about the ones who are chit chatting on the phone and weaving back and forth driving about 20MPH.    One of my favorites is those who are texting, picking their nose or who knows what else and the light turns green…..  Then there are those who slam on their brakes because the light just turned yellow.  Don’t forget the ones who are in the right turn lane and wait for the light to go green while you wait to turn right.  It never fails which lane you get in….Yours is always the slowest even though 5 seconds ago it was screaming in comparison to the one you were in before.  The happy, happy joy joy!!!  Well….There is something that helps me a lot.  Some upbeat music that gets you singing and forgetting all the stress around you….or comedy.  Nothing keeps the peace better then some comedy.  I don’t care how you get it…It is a life saver.  If someone calls you in the morning while on your travels…explain to them that you need that time to focus.  If you get any more on your plate during this time…Fire will spout out of your eyes.  🙂  Make a comedy CD, Subscribe to serious/XM radio(comedy), most of today’s smart-phones have online radio applications you can download and get streaming comedy.  Just add a FM transmitter, Cassette adapter or blue tooth.  I am open to suggestions and yes…I know a tank would work as well as a James Bond car… 🙂  Below I am including some clips from my favorite movie “Office Space”.

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